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VRL Thonger

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I'll write a poem every day, might be tiny but it'll be complete.


A useful tip for those of you

who never have much dosh

but spend a daft amount of time

persuading friends you're posh


You worry that your obvious lack

of any tennis courts

or swimming pool or croquet lawn

might give them second thoughts


Just use your head and find that case

of Grandad's in the shed

the one with 8 round rusty balls

steel filled, it seems, with lead


Pile a table with cheese, wear a beret

 – you might feel a bit of a twonk –

find a gravel patch, grab your wineglass and say

"Who fancies a game of pétanque?"

Day 81 Advice

Who doesn't enjoy a spot of social climbing?